by Scriney93 November 8, 2010
Get the Face like a rat catchers malletmug. by Jerzley July 30, 2006
Get the 7 1/2 Inch Crab Malletmug. by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
Get the beef malletmug. A euphemism for the male sex organ.
“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”
by Acemld June 24, 2025
Get the Quief malletmug. After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.
by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019
Get the Shower malletmug. 4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
Get the 4 Malletsmug. Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
Get the Twat Malletmug.