Manditation

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

by trojanpride December 13, 2010

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.

His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge

by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016

Maldireal

Wanting to be away from all human contact. Not wanting to be on the Earth anymore.

Mistaken words: introverted, suicidal

Jane feels maldireal.

by cardboard.sock December 18, 2021

Maldathan-pee

Used when you gift a close friend the game 'Garry's Mod'

Friend 1: Bro, I've been wanting G-mod for about 6 months now!
Friend 2: *gifts game* MALDATHAN-PEE!!!

by YAZZZINNN June 23, 2022

maudit

A Kebeker swear someone uses when frustrated or upset.

Maudit cave!
Maudite marde!!
C quoi ste maudite affaire la criss.

by The guy that comes from very far August 12, 2006

maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010