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Malding

To be so mad that you are balding, in laments terms mad/buthurt
Ben was malding when he kept on dieing in dark souls
by Stuartlittle09 April 25, 2020
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Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.
"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."
by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007
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Malding

When someone is literally being Royal/Dylan
That person is Malding!
by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020
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maddening

The act of participating in the popular EA sports video game, madden NFL football.
You: Hey man what you bout to do?
Friend: Idk, wanna madden?
You: RAWRRRR!! I love maddening!!!!!!
by bcrocket89 March 7, 2012
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maldwin

He's such a maldwin
by Bigungmama March 18, 2017
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Maleeking

Maleeking is the lowest kind of behavior.
It includes flirting with lots of people at once and having "associates",

a common word used by someone who maleeks that doesn't want to openly refer to his internet companions as hoes.
People that maleek generally have lots of female internet friends because in real life they are likely frowned upon.

Maleeking is the half brother of the popular behavior known as being a Fuckboy.

If someone is maleeking you, run far away.
"That boy finessed all those girls booty pics, that's some A1 maleeking right there".
by Iwillkillyouwhileyousleep October 17, 2018
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Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.
Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege
by Derkely February 5, 2020
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