by JoeyDimples November 17, 2009
I'm thinking about making love to Sally but she didn't cut the umbilical cord and she has a toddler hanging out of her snatch.
by Jim the wanker December 26, 2009
by xXxsombodyxXx123 May 05, 2010
we were in our limo on our way to our honeymoon suite. as we were ancshiously waiting; we began to agressivley make out. in the heat of the monent we began stripping. He had the biggest dick that i had ever seen, and he gently laided it on my leg. then he began to gently stroke my breasts. i was so arroused that i genly began to massage his penis; i could feel it getting harder and harder. when his dick had gotten really hard enough, i knew that it was time to enter me. i began to shout "FUCK ME BABY! GIVE IT TO ME! I WANNA FEEL YOU INSINDE ME!" i didn't care that the limo driver could her me (to be honest, i forgot about him) we got into position, and he put his 12 inch dick into my vagina. as he gently moved up and down, i was yelling "HARDER BITCH, HARDER, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER! DEEPER! YES!" we began to twist an turn (he was still inside of me of course)utill i was on top. as i moved back and forth; we began moaning and i twisted i his nipples. Then he sat up and we did the 'Black Bee'. this went on for 30 minits until he wanted to 'stick it in the back'. so he lubercated my ass with a rim job and bagan to gently move in and out of me yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY" then he cummed and it was over. We had mad love. he could tell that i wanted more, so he gave me a trigasm. my man sure knows how to make love, and i love him 4 it!
by nyob what my name is September 02, 2006
As my rock hard penis was pulverizing her cervix, my girlfriend whispered in my ear, “It’s so special making love to you.”
by friendly confines August 17, 2021
Another phrase for basic sex used to reinforce girl's faulty belief that it is more than just a need
by azim December 30, 2004
when i naked man and a naked woman go together and have sex... usually ends up with a baby in 9 months! (rembember it only happens when they are in love)
by lola March 18, 2005