Maddox

Maddox is a savage and a literal god. Everyone is jealous of his swag. He is superior to all other living beings and at the top of the food chain. He is dummy thicc too. The haters call him a furry because he plays gacha life. They say olivia was too good for him. But they are just jealous. LONG LIVE THE GOD MADDOX!

Person 1: who was that? I have never seen anybody seen any human so savage!
Person 2: oh that was Maddox. I hope someday I can live up to his level.

by Maddox is a god August 21, 2019

Maddox

A cool kid with a big cock and all the men and women love him

“Maddox has a big cock”
“Ikr he’s nothing like Dom or Chris”

by Tsar flatinum May 11, 2021

Maddox

Maddox is sweet, smart, and will treat you like a queen he is loving and caring and if you have a maddox in your life I suggest you should hold on to him! He is the best person in the world, he will put a smile on your face and he is amazing just amazing he is the best! I love him!
-your girlfriend

girl 1: wow you see that boy over there
girl 2:yeah he's Maddox he will make you laugh any day!

by 2-22-21 March 25, 2021

Maddox

Maddox is very fine, smart, and godly at basketball

Maddox- pulls all the girls and very talented

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Maddox

Maddox is a rude and disrespectful guy, you don’t want to become friends with because if you do he will find a way to crush you!! Maddox is alway the worst boyfriend you could ever ask for, and last but not least he is not smart, although he is good looking.

Dang! Maddox is fine, but he is an ass.

by Deanna Pate August 15, 2019

Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley October 1, 2005

maddoxism

Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:

- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.

I don't just believe in Maddoxism. I LIVE Maddoxism.

by MoneyisAwesome January 29, 2010