matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011

MITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...

by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011

Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

Mantarted

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.

Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!

by kfly9907 January 4, 2008

motarded

Someone in the military who is so gung-ho they are said to motivated to the point of mental retardation.

"Did you just see that guy run into Osama Bin Laden's cave and take out every terrorist in there? He's one brave, motarded, sunofabitch!"

by DJ Stevie Steve March 8, 2005

motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

by Dab Brill June 2, 2005

mactard

Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac

I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard

by jamlip April 29, 2005