Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

reverse macgyvered

(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.

Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.

by Cyndiloohoo November 8, 2008

Lady MacGyver

A woman who solves her problems with whatever resources available. She has a "can-do" attitude and looks outside the box where she finds infinite possibilities. She often surprises herself with the results of her efforts. Also a BIG fan of duct tape.

Father: So the contractor won't be available to fix the loose tiles in the shower for another 2 weeks!

Daughter: Don't worry, Dad! Lady MacGyver, here! I made a temporary patch with a piece of plastic and water proof duct tape.

by BobbiGee June 27, 2016

pull a macgyver

To pull out a knife in a situation where a box needs to be cut. (in radioshack)

Tom can't pull a macgyver in the shack, he prefers his faggy keys.

by shacker March 11, 2007

Fashion MacGyver

Noun; One who can take any ordinary object and turn it into the newest trend, without looking like a fool.

Nichole is such a fashion macgyver that she can even make a trash bag look hot!

by fasionistaaaah February 27, 2009

MacGyver Meal

A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.

John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.

by Kanto (wootability sucks) October 5, 2011

metro-macgyver

A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.

My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.

by Gruvinci July 6, 2007