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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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Stink Mustache

The stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of shit-to-upper-lip application. It is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.
Hey man, what's the matter?

That bastard just manual sanchezed me and now I have this Stink Mustache I can't get rid of!
by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006
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Quick Mustache

The residue left after a Dirty Sanchez on the upper lip of the receiver, wich resembles the deposit on someone's upper lip after downing a big glass of Quick Chocolate Milk.
You dont believe me that Sonia got Dirty Sanchezed last night?!!! Look at her, you can still see her Quick Mustache !!!
by Cart + Meuv August 28, 2009
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Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)
Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman
by SI Crew August 28, 2009
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manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.
yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache
I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.
by nicky7282 June 25, 2016
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Strawberry Moustache

The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.
I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!
by JadeGreenChris July 24, 2010
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