Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".
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"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
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"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005
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The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
Get the rigor mortis rendevous mug.Is an under rated Black Metal band formed in Germany. There most famous song is there cover of Around The World by ATC, they made songs like Through The Eyes Of Death, Time To Suffer, Morbid Dreams, Thorn In My Eye, Servant Of Satan,etc. They are currently making a new album this year.
by madassgamer May 17, 2011
Get the Legio Mortis mug.Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.
by MUGgleFlap December 3, 2016
Get the Wigger Mortis mug.Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
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When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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