Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.

Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

by Fanny Alger August 28, 2005

Mormon Approved

Anything not containing sexual innuendo, profanity, drugs, alcohol, caffeine or coffee. Also someone who excels in school and/ or volunteers excessively.

Person 1: Who did you hear that "that's what she said" joke from? Was it Micah?
Person 2: Nah, it was John, Micah's WAY too Mormon Approved.

by MuffinMan794 November 18, 2011

Space Mormon

slang for a Scientologist

Tom Cruise and his "Space Mormon" goons are passing out free Dianetics tests at the Taco Bell....lets go to Arbys instead.

by the_coyote May 28, 2010

Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft November 9, 2015

Mormon Car Bomb

The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.

"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014

The Mormon Riviera

The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.

(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.

by AbradolphLincler June 5, 2018