Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.
I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.
by fomenting_glitter November 17, 2008
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there's another mong, i want to be just like him!!
by mong November 08, 2003
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Mong

Someone who intentionally starts and/or causes fights on an internet forum, from "hate-mongering" but generally includes more subtle forms of "monging" like baiting someone who is oversensitive or sure to be insulted by the mong's remarks.

Also encompasses the other form of monging where the monger mongs the forum by posting general crap about generally not much. The mongee need not be offended by this, but may still be taken out by the wasted time of opening yet another thread laced with mong juice. (contributed by Ben)

...is always picking fights with people, what a mong

The worst ever mong of all,was a legendary mong people feared and had trouble with he gained repeated complaints.
That mong was none other than KING MONG. (contributed by Pathos)
by EvylShnukums February 19, 2009
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A person at the Elvian School Reading called Fearghal
Oh yeh that Feargha kid, what a mong!
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An action of doing nothing due to a general lack of cerebral and physical ability usually caused by a big weekend and lack of sleep. This action can be brought about quicker by a joint or two.
After that festival we just monged.

I can't wait to mong after this.

Similar: Chill, relax, phase out.
by Tech-Noir May 23, 2005
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Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.
Dude...you're...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.
by MONG April 29, 2004
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monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.
I was totally monged last night.
by fatbob May 06, 2003
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