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Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.
I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.
by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012
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Monogamize

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.
We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!
by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018
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monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
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monogamous

The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.
Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.
by HoodedBandit March 18, 2014
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mohogany canoe

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
by zach cristler August 23, 2007
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Moogar

This unusual cross of a bull moose and female cougar is found rarely in North America. But there have been sightings, mostly in inland British Columbia Canada. Scientists are still unsure how a moose could mate successfully with a cougar, but there is one confirmed case and it is being studied.
I was driving from Kelowna to Barrier, when this moogar walking on two legs, with moose horns started chasing me
by radioactivenewf September 21, 2009
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Mooga

A term used to describe someone or something that is very cute, admirable, or adorable.
Aww look at that baby, It's such a mooga!
by zozo4realz December 28, 2017
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