Mitel

The bilingual (Spanish/English) way of pronouncing "Mr."
It can be either a good or bad adjective based on tone and use in a sentence. It has to be pronounced in the accent as well (Meeeeee-Tell)

Female version: Meesy (Meeee-Seeee)

Good Use: You are such a mitel for helping me with my homework.

Bad Use: What the fuck, you are such a mitel, you drank all my booze! Fucking mitel whore.

Alternative Use: That mitel is psychic. He is a psychic mitel.

by JL^3 October 18, 2011

Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

mitesh

1. Biceps
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank

and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.

1. Mate, Arnold Schwarzenegger could sure do with a larger pair of mitesh's!

2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*

3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."

by Mitesh's not so secret admirer November 23, 2007

whore mites

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

Miteiswell

You Blessed written by Pat Sneed

In my dreams God tells me that his mite is well. Miteiswell

by Miteiswell March 30, 2017

hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

miteshing

When someone constantly asks you to do something for him. In a very agressive way. The person doesn't stop until he/she reaches her goal.

Hey, how are you?

- I am getting miteshed. So hard!

or: - My boss is miteshing me, I am going to quit!

by Harjmeister June 21, 2011