Reverse Milton

When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.

Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!

by The Used Car Maestro May 16, 2018

Mrs.Milton

Mrs. milton is a fucking disease where u never die and your old asf! you also work at a shit school(CRHS) and you fuck mr. boyce wow u skanky slut! hahah nuggut porn!

Mrs.milton is a saggy tited bastard

by Mrs.milton September 6, 2019

Milton keynes

A city in England. Home of the concreate Cows, lots of trees and a friggin awesome shopping center, PLUS many amazing people who all love Nigerians

"Im off to Milton Keynes next week end"
"Oh? How utterly amazing! Say hi to the Cows for me."

by A box of Crackers Please February 8, 2010

milton bradley

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.

Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."

by miltonbradley February 8, 2008

Milton Keynes

A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.

Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.

MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.

Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D

Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?

by Sam JB January 12, 2008

Miltopalooza

A huge party held annually on Milton Road in Toowong, Brisbane. Loads of bands, Eskies full of free goon, loads of couches and mattresses scattered around the giant back yard. Lots of Band-Nazies and hipsters. Has several hundreds of (good looking) people there every year.
Miltopalooza celebrated it fith year in 2011

I didn't see you at Miltopalooza last week, you must have got lost in the crowd.

by mushroommagic144 September 13, 2011

The Milton

When you're at the club, grinding up on a chick, you reach around to her chest and grope her tits, while doing the rock-a-way

Friend 1"Yo did you see that?"
Friend 2"See what?"
Friend 1"That dude just pulled The Milton"

by CrazyKidC April 9, 2011