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Michigan

A state with constant weather changes, like you never knew could exist. it can be warm like summer one day, and freezing cold the next. There is hardly anything to do in this state unless you live in the Upper Peninsula (abbreviated to become U.P., not to be confused with the famous disney movie up. They are called yoopers, not U.P.ers.) and you are an adventurous person willing to camp outside and/or snowboard constantly for entertainment.
Michigan person: Oh my god, there's nothing fun to do in Michigan

Non Michigan person: Why don't you go snowboarding?

Michigan person: Nah, I've been doing that all my life.
by michiganisboring December 14, 2010
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A huge upset. Comes from the infamous loss of Michigan to Appalachian State.
Oregon State pulled a Michigan when they got trounced by Cincinatti
by John Jacobjingleheimerschmidth September 19, 2007
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"UAW local 31 considers striking as GM announces more layoffs in Michigan. The story at eleven." Thats all you here in the headlines about this pathetic, Rust Belt state. Forget about finding a job here. Go elsewhere. Even Ohio is better--not much, but better nonetheless.
Michigan is the single-worst state to live and is the epitome of the Rust Belt.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 29, 2007
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Biona Feeton: hey where is Michigan

Andrew: Oh it does not exist
by z king bill July 24, 2018
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A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.
What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!
by Katie Olsen April 17, 2006
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The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.
USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.
by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009
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The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.
Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.
by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009
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