Metronecktual

A southern redneck gentleman at heart with a bit of modern day style and the charm of both worlds.

Jacob is quite the avid hunter during the day, but ready to mingle in style at night. He is such a dreamy metronecktual.

by Msjaxon February 27, 2014

Metronomic

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.

The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.

by TN Recording October 25, 2014

methongalizing

The body of a typical meth user will attempt to metabloize and rid their body of the injested, smoked, or injected chemicals. This metabolic process causes the partaker to give off a metalic, chemical smell that is expelled by the sweat and breath. This process is called methongalizing. When you are out and about, like in the grocery store at 2am, you may come across a methongalizing person.... and the like, a person who eats paint will give off a paintonglizing or paintongalistic smell, cigarette smokers a cigongalistic smell. Cigongalistic smells differ from pipongalistic or tobacongalistic smells. Brownongalizing people are in really bad shape and can be found lining up at the clinic.... but the most distinct and easily recognized chemical smells are the methonglistic ones.

Whispered to best girlfriend in line..."Aye, check out that dude in front of us....awe nevermind....smell that, he's methongalizing."

"True, kinda cute, but damn, what a lurper!"

by AKK808 November 28, 2016

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

Metronamaton

Otherwise emotionally empty city lover, who unknowingly, behaves like a cyborg.

“Wow, my father is such a metronamaton, but I guess most people end up living for their city, as opposed to a different community.”

“Your dad cares about our shitty hockey team? Wow, what a metronamton!”

by mythiest February 19, 2019

megcon

MegCon is a pun that combines term metcon (short for "metabolic conditioning" and commonly used in the Crossfit community) with the name Megan. It refers to any metcon that Megan enjoys doing because it has the movements she likes. This includes toes to bar, handstand pushups, pistols, overhead squats, burpees, and lighter barbell movements. Any workout that includes deadlifts, longer distance runs, rope climbs, or heavy snatches is not a MegCon.

Wow this workout has everything Megan likes to do - it's definitely a MegCon.

by megcroz October 30, 2019

Meaconing

A deterrent used in air combat that prevents hobos with shotguns from hijacking their aircraft.

Did you see the meaconing setup that the new 737-MAX has!?

There’s no way a hobo with a shotgun will shot up the degenerates on this aircraft now!

by Fake Charlie Sheen February 2, 2021