Mermaidish?
by Asylum760 December 2, 2009
Get the mermaidish mug.This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
Get the Angry Mermaid mug.A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:
A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.
Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.
Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.
See: temptress
A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.
Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.
Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.
See: temptress
by The Only Believer? December 28, 2005
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Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.
by mad dog February 25, 2004
Get the mermaid's flannel mug.The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.
David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011
Get the Frontal-Mermaid mug.It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
by djily02016 December 7, 2010
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