mer

A statement of disbeleif. Or a lack of understanding.
A: I walked through a wall
B: Mer.
A: I did.
by Nathan Mann October 19, 2006
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Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.
by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020
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Mer

another name for man, derived from a kid who trandformed the word "man" to "mer"
by Avid Duspitz May 17, 2004
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g*mer

How r/BanVideoGames says gamer

(Remember, it's actually satire.)
Stop being a nazi g*mer!

-Barbara sent from Microsoft 2000
by MiroslavRD August 01, 2020
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mer

a saying used to confuse boyfriends. Said when the girlfriend has nothing else to say and hopes the boy will be at a loss for words.
Kevin: so how are things?
Petra: mer.
Kevin *I have no idea what the hell she means*
by oddellaphant32 October 11, 2011
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Mer Popo

Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.
T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.
by Queen Tut January 05, 2011
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mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.
Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!
by skeet:skeet March 21, 2007
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