mer

A statement of disbeleif. Or a lack of understanding.

A: I walked through a wall
B: Mer.
A: I did.

by Nathan Mann October 19, 2006

Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.

Ronnie is mer slerm!

by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020

Mer

another name for man, derived from a kid who trandformed the word "man" to "mer"

Yo what up mer

by Avid Duspitz May 16, 2004

g*mer

How r/BanVideoGames says gamer

(Remember, it's actually satire.)

Stop being a nazi g*mer!

-Barbara sent from Microsoft 2000

by MiroslavRD August 1, 2020

mer

a saying used to confuse boyfriends. Said when the girlfriend has nothing else to say and hopes the boy will be at a loss for words.

Kevin: so how are things?
Petra: mer.
Kevin *I have no idea what the hell she means*

by oddellaphant32 October 11, 2011

Mer Popo

Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.

T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.

by Queen Tut January 5, 2011

mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007