Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

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mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

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mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

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