masturbatory inspiration

When you need new ideas so you can "climax" during masturbation.

My best friend told me she needed some masturbatory inspiration because she got tired of thinking about the same things when she was masturbating. She couldn't "get off" anymore thinking about the same things over and over again.

by ChineseGoddess March 23, 2009

Maskurbation

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.

This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!

by Nione11 April 4, 2020

Facebook Masturbator

A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.

Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook

by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010

masturbatory

Something that is overly self-involved or self-indulgent.

"It's not some technical, masturbatory, 'see-what-I-can-do?' record." - Dave Grohl on 'Nevermind'.

by O'Hare June 30, 2006

religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.

Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

phantom masturbator

One who masturbates anonymously upon a friend's pillow

Damn, I can't believe you did that Andy Meyer, you phantom masturbator you!

by hash poop July 15, 2003