Malibu Treatment

A deep conditioning treatment on hair.

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment

by Caring Dad December 30, 2012

Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020

Malibu gas leak

When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.

Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny

by TheDanManManDan December 17, 2020

Malibu Lyndsy

Getting so drunk that you share your most embarrassing confessions with everyone you’re with

After 2 Trulys and a Patron shot , we were all subjected to a Malibu Lyndsy.

by WestCountyRektum July 17, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.

Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu Sunrise

When you shove a peach seed in a girl's vagina and a mango seed in a girl's ass hole and than fuck her in her ass while finger blasting her

I gave a college slut a Malibu Sunrise on the coast .

by Titty monster January 18, 2023