Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

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Majesticest

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.

"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."

by johndope. September 10, 2016

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Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019

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Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019

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majesticartax

majesticartax is the best author and she’s better than Shakespeare she should make novels and she’s hot /srs

author of: binding problem, deadly, dial and many more (ao3)

Have you heard of majesticartax?

The kagehina author, Lauren? Who hasn’t? I love her.

by animecastle April 12, 2021

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