M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. can also be used as an acronym for Marathon Ass Raping Session

Matt and Keith's buttholes were raw after M.A.R.S.

by Tittytat tisses July 5, 2016

A.R.M.Y

A.R.M.Y are sensitive hoes who are fans of bts and will send famous people death threats of the Grammys and to blink bc they can't stan how good blackpink is.

Disown child 1: omg I really love B.T.S I think I'm a army

LOVED child: ew, gross, yall weird asf stan blackpink

A.R.M.Y - the most anti ppl in the world/ the Fandom of B.T.S

by arctso20 April 11, 2022

R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

by von groovy July 13, 2017

R.A.M

R.A.M is the abbriviation for "Ripped as a Motherfucker" Derived from the expression H.A.M meaning hard as a motherfucker, R.A.M is often used to describe someone under the influence of Marijauna. Therefore being R.A.M "Ripped as a Motherfucker"

Steve: Hey Marc, whats wrong with Jim?

Marc: Dude, Jim's R.A.M right now, just let him go.

by RastaBahn September 5, 2011

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007

A.R.M.Y.

A.R.M.Y. is the BTS fandom name which stands for 'Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth'. A.R.M.Y.s are the most dedicated fandom and have a very positive impact on society (which locals choose to ignore) "OneInAnARMY" is a BTS fan collective that focuses on charity based campaigns & projects. A.R.M.Y.s are stream gods and will fight with blood. The fandom loves the 7 boys to death and would do anything for them. They are very protective of the boys and will demolish you if you insult them. They are also crackheads and meme gods. There are like one billion inside jokes and we could make a whole sentence with them so if you are ever caught in the middle of two crackheads speaking nonsense it's most likely an A.R.M.Y., A.R.M.Y.s are the most hated fandom because of who we like whether its k-poppies or locals. There are some toxic fans but don't let that be the reason you leave this family. Stan BTS for clear skin and an empty wallet.

Girl 1: *sees someone with a Chimmy Backpack Clip*
Girl 1: *goes up to girl 2 and asks,* "Hey I have been looking for Jams I think my friend Jimin lost them do you know anybody who could have took them?."
Girl 2: *gasps* "OH.. erm I know face but...I don't know name.."
Girl 1: "Oh that's so trustfrating" (lmao i had to write this again because it auto-corrected to frustrating)

Girl 2: "Well whoever took them must be really sweg"
Girl 1: "That sucks... I might file a lawsuit. Anyways, I have important businesseu to do. "
Girl 2: "Ok bye bye~"

A.R.M.Y.s are weird so sorry to anyone who sees this and is genuinely looking for the military army lmao

by bangtan loser :) June 25, 2020

A.R.M.Y.

A.R.M.Y. (아미) stands for Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth. Army is the fanbase of a popular South Korean boyband called Bangtan Sonyeondan, more popularly known as BTS. BTS consists of seven members whose stage names are V, J-Hope, RM, Jin, Jimin, Suga, and Jungkook.

BTS is life. Stan them. Stan them now.

Person 1 *watching new BTS video*: ....
What is this and how can I make the rest of my life about it?
Person 2: Welcome, new A.R.M.Y.!

by a decent salad January 19, 2019