lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode

that ho was sucking his lunchmeat

by Ben Dover January 7, 2004

LunchTre

If your named LunchTre you could fuck anyone with the snap of your fingers. LunchTre makes all the girls cry for more of his 13 inch dick

LunchTre had me moaning so hard last night

by LunchTre March 31, 2021

The Race For LunchTM

When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails, and whoever does the most work gets further along the poster and whoever gets to the "finish line" first wins free lunch from the Tampa Room. A hairbrained attempt at employee motivation by a sleazy preppy loser.

"The Race For Lunch? Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Thats the stupidest motherfucking thing i've ever heard."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

lunchmeat

a term of endearment.
can also be said in spanish (el carne de almuerzo).

"I love you my dear lunchmeat"
"as i do you"

by mrs_warhol June 29, 2004

lunch time soccer

Lunchtime - the time we do it
Soccer - what we do

Lunchtimesoccer - the best thing ever

Can't wait for Lunch Time Soccer can u?

by peterwooo January 11, 2008

lunchmeat

a type of man (meat) that you would never try.

Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."

by Brittany319 September 18, 2006

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.

Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.

by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013