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Lump

A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.
The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.
by Lily Billy November 27, 2016
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Lump

by arsia June 19, 2003
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Lump

A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.
"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Lump

A person whom, when consuming any dose of marijuana, will act like a "lump" in the corner of the room - apathetic, useless, and lazy.
1: "nahh don't want to do anything today"
2: "fine, get high and be a fuckin' lump."
by TheWondrousBiso July 8, 2011
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Lump Check

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.
Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw May 18, 2022
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Lump Off

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.
I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!
by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011
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Lekku Lumps

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps
by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021
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