Lonely Sailor

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.

I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.

by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008

lonely salad

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.

Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.

by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

i am lonely

Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me

i am lonely

no one loves me

help

by dinosaur shit UwU March 15, 2020

the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

lonely

someone who is so lonely that they look up lonely on urban dictionary.

im so lonely...better check out the definition.

by milkthemcows April 6, 2009

Lonely Girl Hours

When a girl is lonely for a period of time. It can be because they claim to have no friends or they just really need a boyfriend/girlfriend. Lonely girl hours is like said boi hours, but can happen at any time.

Honestly, I don't even think this is a real thing, me and my friends just kinda came up with it :)
When you're in your lonely girl hours you generally end up venting to your friends, holding their hand, and watching cute couple videos on Instagram. You also end up listening to the slowed version of "Formidable" by Stromae. Or anything depressing tbh.

"It's lonely girl hours."
"It's always lonely girl hours."
"I know. I need a boyfriend."

:)

by iz:) October 14, 2018

Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010