Facebook Loner

Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.

Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

loner

Someone who see the people in this world and knows they're fucked up, therefore avoiding interaction with them.

Why loner:

Just look around the internet and you will see what i mean. They were those people who used to be my friends when we were kids but it's sad to see what they have becomed now.

by exzau2 May 29, 2009

Loner Boner

A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.

Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!

by Draginack September 29, 2008

loner

someone who is isolated from others.sometimes self imposed,other times not

there's actually freedom in being a loner if you approach it the right way.you can do whatever you want (within reason,of course) and if you come to the realization that you are a loner,then there's no mystery if people are going to like you.enjoy your life and let everyone else worry about living up to
some image.after my last girlfriend broke up with me,i felt free for some reason.sure,i loved my ex,but i didn't HAVE to be friends with her friends,i
didn't have to talk to people she knew,but i didn't like.i didn't have to justify why i liked this music or watched that tv show.or why i had the job i had.

people don't like me? so what! i've been dealing with that since elementary school.if you make friends along the way,cool,but live your life the way
you want.the WORST thing is to have regrets about not being what you wanted to be in life.plus your life is how you design it.you put yourself in good situations,
then logically good things will happen.you hang around bad people and situations,then yeah,bad things tend to happen.and it doesn't matter if you're a loner or not.

by satan is my bitch December 9, 2008

Loner Lunch

Getting lunch by yourself; used when expressing it to others.

Tom: I gotta go with my girlfriend to the mall later. What are you gonna do?

Brad: I'm gonna go get some loner lunch.

by ModusVivendi February 6, 2010

Loner hipster

A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.

Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.

That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.

by georgesucks January 20, 2011

loners garden

a group chat on instagram with kids just trying to make something of themselves through a passion of making music

do you want to join the loners garden group chat?

by ghostskull September 23, 2019