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London Bridge

A threesome composed of two bisexual men and a women, where the woman receives both oral and vaginal/anal sex, while the two men make out above her
Me and my boyfriend decided to bring a girl over, and we had the most passionate London Bridge over her
by WTNJ August 30, 2025
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London bridge

When 2 girls go down on a man while he’s standing and one’s sucking his dick from the front and the others eating his ass and they hold hands between his legs
“Sophie and Mischa came over and totally London bridged me”
by Londonbridger September 29, 2025
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London Bridge Swerve

When you avoid someone that you know during rush hour...

Having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your arse through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. The last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window - and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.

The best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. Chances are, they don't want to stop and talk to you either.
"I saw Ben today. I gave him the London Bridge Swerve."
by Not Telling 123 August 21, 2009
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London Bridge Is Falling Down

When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"

Tim- " SHIT!"

CRACK!!!!

Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"

Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"

Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"

Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
by GiggleGoat January 27, 2010
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London bridge has fallen

When a man from English descent stands 10 metres above another man and falls onto him. Sticking his penis into the man's arsehole. The impact is so great that the man's shit is shoved back inside him, back through his intestines and up to his brain. You could say London bridge had fallen if you'er mom gay
London bridge has fallen when Cameron leaped off the 10m platform onto me.
by Flapperfapper3000 April 15, 2018
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The London Bridge

When a girl is in her hands and knees and 1 guy is in front getting felatio and another guy is going from behind. Instead of high fiving (Eiffel Tower), the dudes fist bump and form The London Bridge.
Me and my buddy took that gal home from the bar and gave her The London Bridge.
by The London Bridge February 18, 2018
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The London bridge

When two guys take a girl and make a bridge, one taking the girls arms and the other taking the girls legs. They continue to have fun until the bridge falls down. If or when this occurs then all partys have to yel "London bridge is falling down!!"
Hey me and a mate of mine brought this girls back home and made The London bridge out of her. We lasted 5 minutes before the bridge collapsed
by cheese13 August 1, 2019
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