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lolphile

A person that uses "lol", "rofl", "lmao", or other Internet acronyms with similar meanings all the time on a chat/messenger program.
Tom: you are a lolphile
Rose: lolphile
Rose: lol
Tom: you know I'm right
Rose: lol
Tom: See..
by ToMZiLLA April 18, 2005
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loopholing

The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.
Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.

"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."

"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."
by Lais May 31, 2006
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Lomohendrualite

Someone who is obsessive over something or someone to the point where they breakdown in explosive diarrhea.
joel became a lomohendrualite because that movie after he lost all of his money on the special 9-disc edition for 500 dollars.
by Alex Rushdy March 6, 2005
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Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.
"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."
by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013
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Lomaphobe

Someone who has gigantic boobs and uses them to tease gay men.
Guy: Oh my gosh your boobs are mahssive dahling! I wish I had a pair like that.
Lomaphobe: You want them? You do? Well, you can't. Hahahaha.
by hattymegan April 6, 2009
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LOMH

That joke was so funny I fell over LOMH!
by cnowflatts August 1, 2012
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Lompoc

A mexican shithole gangster town with old people that think its the best town because of past memories when Lompoc was infact good (In the 1800's)
Lompoc Sux Balls
by NAS January 19, 2004
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