loan shark

Pawn broker or a bookie that has no morals and would cut your ass quickly if you default on a loan.

If you need ends (money), go see JZ on 28th. He'll hook you up but your ass is his collateral.

by shinobus July 21, 2004

small loan

A loan of $1,000,000, typically from one's father.

I started out with a small loan of one million dollars.

by Doot pot April 22, 2016

Negative Loan

When you take out a loan from a financial institution, you get paid interest for the amount you owe - instead of the "conventional" way of paying interest.

Nigel tried to get a negative loan from the Commonwealth Bank... he failed.

by Jiraiya's Soul March 22, 2009

Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass

Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.

by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020

a small loan

A million dollars.

My father gave me a small loan.

by DeathByUnix September 11, 2016

Loan Rat

Similar to a Loan Shark, the Loan Rat lends people money at extremely inflated interest rates. This leads to things such as foreclosure, divorce, depression, starvation, anger, death, and even the collapse of the United States economy. The Loan Rat frequently wets the bed due to the guilt he feels in his sleep.

My wife is sick and in the hospital so I went to a Loan Rat and traded my house for a few hundred dollars, now my children have nowhere to sleep.

by DJ Mutes September 24, 2012

Leland

Leland is a person who is SPREADMAZING and spreadiful

“Woah she is so like leland”

by The FONGERS September 28, 2021