whore logic

The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways

Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"

by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010

Stripper Logic

refers to the thought process of the stripper that allows him/her to regard the audience as the actual losers for having to resort to watch him/her strip

1) Stripper Logic: coined in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2015) directed by Robert Rodriguez. Jessica Alba plays the stripper: "I know exactly where I am, I know exactly what I am. I don't use the stripper logic anymore that they are the losers and I am not."

by Taka Roger September 6, 2015

hoe logic

the way in which a very promiscuous girl/guy validates their reasons for their actions or feelings

I wish I could understand hoe logic.

by bobsburgersbitch March 23, 2016

anime logic

trains of thought which make sense only in the context of an anime. scenarios which defy normal deductive reasoning.

Fruits Basket: the boys turn into zodiac animals when girls hug them. naturally.

jack: i kinda makes sense right? jill; I dunno, sounds like anime logic to me

by pinkelephant006 January 24, 2010

Republican Logic

The complex system of cognitive dissonance that enables the afflicted to love both Jesus and war.

I see from the mix of Christian and jingoistic stickers on your car that you suffer from Republican Logic.

by AntiRepublican August 7, 2007

American Logic

Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.

American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Morpheus Logic

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.

Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

by Captian America89 November 8, 2011