stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."

"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?

by writah' May 17, 2008

Frontal lobe

Your brain’s frontal lobe is home to areas that manage thinking, emotions, personality, judgment, self-control, muscle control and movements, memory storage and more. Just as its name indicates, it’s the forward-most area of your brain. Your frontal lobe is a key area of study for both brain-related and mental health-related fields of medicine.

"That child just lost his frontal lobe! Poor kid" (CRYING CHILD HAS NO FRONTAL LOBE)

by Jelly!! June 19, 2023

temporal lobe

The part of your brain that makes you think about sex.

I'm so horny all the time, it's because I can't control my temporal lobe.

by 100% Battery January 21, 2018

frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

i lobe you

when you love someone to the point where you can't describe

"i lobe you babe" instead of "i love you"

by yandreika March 10, 2021

I lobe you

saying I love you without saying love. Meaning you like someone or are interested by them without being in love with them.

I lobe you but I'm not in love with you.

by luvaly October 22, 2023