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"Lifetime movie bad"

One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.
Dude, "A Walk to Remember" was not even awful. It was "Lifetime movie bad".
by Illiterate children in February 17, 2008
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lifetime

A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.
On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel.
by A brutha frum da ghetto June 29, 2008
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Linetrap

A male to female transsexual who with the use of hormones , makeup and surgery( plus a genetic advantage by responding well to estrogen) has transformed the male body that they were born with to a drop dead gorgeous, breath taking stunning idea of feminine beauty. They're called line traps because they're soo beautiful that most men who say that they never would be with a transsexual woman would cross that line hence be trapped by her.
She was a linetrap because she was so pretty that I stopped caring that she was born a guy. I would go out with her in a heartbeat.
by Lunar Guild January 20, 2015
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linetrap

A male with hormone-induced breasts, scene look.

Picture often posted on image boards for laughs, or to troll.
Chances are: if you're checking here, you got linetrapped.
by Anon-/b/ March 12, 2008
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lifetime movie

Misandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists.

The protagonist usually is a female who wishes to escape from her drunken husband or a young adult who is kidnapped and raped.

There are many different lifetime movies, but all have a the same plot.
Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie?
Person 2: No, I have much better things to do.
by bikk April 25, 2010
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Linet

Linet is very cool, she doesn’t like people who are always trying to be better, funnier and prettier than others..
Linet is tall but not too tall
Everyone thinks she’s pretty but sometimes she just doesn’t think when she speaks
Oh look! There’s Linet! Look how cute she looks today!

Linet is so beautiful

Linet.. that’s just dumb what you said
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Lientist

A scientist who turns research into habitual lies.
In the last century, Phillip-Morris paid off many lientists to create false outcomes from cigarette research.
by backotruck January 9, 2013
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