Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011
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Get the Limp dick pussy faggotmug. Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.
Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018
Get the Limp Dick Hippy Queermug. It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".
by Low b December 19, 2016
Get the limp poop dickmug. Slang term for homosexual males.
Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.
And
Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.
Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.
And
Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.
by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004
Get the Limp Wrist Dirty Dicksmug. My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 11, 2017
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