lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

nigger lightbulb

A lightbulb that doesn't work.

Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.

by munchycliterous October 14, 2017

lightbulb seducer

the sexual intercorse with a electrical device (lightbulb)

you are a frigen lightbulb seducer, mr.bond.

by yttegmasdnakcebmawlyrehc April 17, 2009

vagina lightbulb

the act of sucking in your vagina as if trying to hold a lightbulb.

Your form while preparing to swing is executed better if you vagina lightbulb.

by Teefirst June 3, 2016

Lightbulb-a-phobic

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.

*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.

by TickleyBears September 24, 2009

Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.

I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

by PensylvanniaDutchConvert May 13, 2014

Lightbulb

something you eat or shove up your ass. i do both.

person 1: hey can you pass me the lightbulb?
person 2: sure, what for.
person 1: i’m gonna shove it up my ass then eat it.
person 2: that’s cool man, care if i join you?
person 1: sure why not. grab you light bulb and let’s get started.

by nessasshart August 30, 2020