*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*
"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"
*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*
Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.
"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"
*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*
Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.
by TickleyBears September 24, 2009
Get the Lightbulb-a-phobicmug. by Empress Kikikens February 19, 2004
Get the bouncing the lightbulbmug. as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
Get the not the brightest lightbulb in the chandeliermug. A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: Did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
Get the Gay Nigga Lightbulbmug. A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D
by white-duck March 18, 2019
Get the Gay Nigga Lightbulbmug. A Brazillion.
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018
Get the How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?mug. A Somali
by keyshawn.........t. nigger April 2, 2022
Get the Expolding Lightbulbmug.