the hottest snail around. lives in a haunted lighthouse just like spingebibs toaster, also thinks this place needs a good scrub.
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Get the I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE mug.A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.
Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.
by Tommy Salami Masepracoddi October 30, 2009
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I'd like to see the view from the top of that lighthouse!
where yo lighthouse at?
his lighthouse isn't anything to brag about...
where yo lighthouse at?
his lighthouse isn't anything to brag about...
by boicrazy4life December 8, 2010
Get the lighthouse mug.A technique use to smoke weed. First the user takes a bubbler and fills it with water. Then a sweet J is rolled and placed inside the bowl sticking upright like a lighthouse. The user then places even more weed around the J to fill the bowl creating the rocks. The J is smoked and by that time the user cant use a lighter, but one is not needed because the J lights the bowl by itself.
by Savyy April 25, 2011
Get the Lighthouse mug.A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.
by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011
Get the Lighthouse mug.Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.
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