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YouTubal Ligation

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
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LIGMA

Everyone here might be like. Hahah ligma balls, no. Ligma is a serious condition that causes things u can’t even imagine. Have u ever broke a bone. It’s actually because the ligma virus attaches to your bone and when you hit your bone in a certain way it breaks it. It can also develop into SUGMA witch is very rare. The government makes us believe ligma is a joke but it’s not. Anyone who gets it is secretly treated by the FBI every night. Also doctors say people die of old age, NO! When your born you have a ligma cell in your body that grows throughout your life. Sometimes it grows a little to fast and you die younger than others, it depends. This is not a joke. When they said Ninja died of ligma they were not joking. He died of ligma and the FBI overnight treated and did surgery on him to revive him and erased his memory so he said I didn’t die of ligma. From now on if something is up and It hurts blame it on ligma because it’s coming for us all and we don’t even know it.
Ninja died of ligma and the next day denied it.
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Get Ligmatized

To absolutely eat shit and die, to crash and burn, from the root word ligma
Damn, I better be careful on my skateboard or I might fall down and totally get ligmatized
by SexHaver212 November 27, 2019
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Ligga

A lobster that is a nigga
Yo Schwartz i got a ligga
by Shamrice November 14, 2018
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ligatt

Got ligatted by the gov today
by urbanligatter June 26, 2010
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liqaa

Liqaa is a person that you wanna stay around she knows how to make you laugh if your in a bad mood there awesome, perfect, beautiful, and funny all what guys want. She’s very loyal and knows how to keep a man hooked, guys come up running to her asking her for her phone number and snapchat. Her mains are food, attention, phone, and friends, she’s the realist friend out there. Guys keep her close.
Liqaa your great
by Professional_teller March 22, 2019
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