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Liberal

Calling someone retarded isn't ok that's why we call them liberals. They're not dumb just mentally challenged.
He isn't retarded hes liberal.
by Trump2020fuckyourfeelings. October 26, 2020
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Liberal

open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values: Such as John Demmler (A proud supporter of Donald Trump)
Man your such a liberal, John Demmler
by liberalmaker2000 December 8, 2016
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Liberal

Typically, an American who is in support of more personal freedoms, (the right for everyone to vote, marry, protest, etc.) but less economic freedom (in favor of regulated economy and higher taxes for the rich). A liberal falls to the left of the center on a lateral political spectrum, as opposed to a conservative, who falls to the right. A conservative tends to support more economic freedom (less regulation of business and lower taxes for everyone) but less personal freedom (e.g. only straights should be allowed to marry, sex should only be between married heterosexuals, recreational drugs should be illegal)

However, in contemporary America some conservatives and liberals have abandoned much of the anti-freedom pretense (in a personal and economic sense), and have become somewhat libertarian. (someone who believes the people should have as many personal and economic freedoms as possible while still maintaining a peaceful, civilized society)
I'm a liberal, so I won't vote for Sarah Palin, she wants to keep weed illegal and not let the gays get married.
by Muhammajesubuddha. May 18, 2010
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Liberal

Jeff That guy is a liberal

John ughh that guy is stupid
by ConservativePenguin December 2, 2019
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Liberal

Someone from, what a guy I once spoke with calls, the evil empire of Massachusetts. Or from California. Yeah, that's plausible I think.
Obama Pyjama is a liberal, as is Deval Patrick, and lots of other folks.
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Liberal

1) Any term meaning a lot.

2) Term that back in the day, meant someone who worked for the betterment of the American condition. Liberals in these days were often very nice men who would donate a coin to the homeless child on the street who stole food on a nightly basis or the jack-in-the-box cranking monkey that banged a tin cup against the sidewalk while molesting innocent passerby.

3) Any inhuman, vile scum that merely acts for self-preservation and the ruining of others' fun. This list includes but is not limited to communists, fascists, illegal pieces of shit, spies, smart black people, hippies, stupid-as-fuck stoners that don't give a shit and associate with the cause because it sounds cool, revolutionaries, preachers, and people who think the missionary position is the coolest sex move ever invented.

Those fitting 3) want to see your fun ruined. They want to see Uncle Sam boning you in the ass, and they campaign for government healthcare so that the homeless people on the streets can rise up, steal your shit, overrun your cities and infrastructure, and ass rape your innocent wife and children, at your expense as well. They want to allow the frothing zoo of San Francisco to pollute the nation and turn the Stars and Stripes into Rainbowfest. They want a black president mainly so they can fulfill their misguided knowledge of racial equality and high five other liberal bitches on ruining the life of other, conservative, productive members of society.
1) I like my blowjobs with a liberal amount of slurping, please.

2) Did you just see that man help that poor Irish immigrant kid? He's so Liberal!

3) I was talking to Betty at the dinner party about stupid niggers in office, and it turns out she's a liberal! She's not getting the yearly Christmas fruitcake anymore.
by Magnum Mayhem December 6, 2010
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Liberal

A liberal means that someone is an idiot or someone that is stupid.
Random person: I hate myself

Another random person: shut up Liberal!!!
by Dragonzboi7776659 November 14, 2019
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