turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Legitimate

Form of sarcasm

If something that happens is extremely unlikely you say it is legitimate or extra legitimate often followed by a hand signal normally used to express the word ok

Mertesacker outpaced Walcott that is extra legitimate

by FreakyBigH February 19, 2015

Legitimate

1. fair (for you); something that you won

(like a game of cards might be legitimate for you but not for another person)

person 1: hey lets arm wrestle

person 2: ok

(person 1 wins)

person 2: that was so unfair! you bit me!

person 1: thats not true, it was totally legitimate

person 2: it was not legitimate

person 1: ur just salty that you lost

person 1: and i didn't bite you either, i used my "skill"

by craisins.inc June 26, 2018

semi-legitimate

A state of being between lawful and unlawful activity. IE laundering your drug money through a rub and tug.

John had 10k dollars of coke money he wanted to spend so he opened several semi-legitimate businesses including a rub n tug massage parlor, to launder his cash.

by jose rodgriguez October 5, 2013

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

Literately

A term used by annoying teenage girls to make up for lack of words

I literately love starbucks

by The Boi Junky October 29, 2018

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003