An SS Colonel from the movie Inglourious Basterds (2009; directed by Quentin Tarantino, played by Christoph Waltz) who loves to flex his fluency in many languages (German, French, English, Italian), loves milk and is an über bingo no one can resist. People has a love-hate relationship with that charming son of a bitch.
His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".
His best piece of advice is "Attendez la crème".
"It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur LaPadite. I am Colonel Hans Landa of the S.S." - Hans Landa to Pierre LaPadite, Chapter 1 of Inglourious Basterds
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Get the Hans Landa mug.a verb derived off of the great RB LaDainian Tomlinson. To LaDain someone is to own them in any sort of competitive activity. LaDain can be and is most commonly used in the past tense "You were just LaDained".
by Connor Charles January 23, 2007
Get the LaDain mug.An uncontrollable burst of laughter.
Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.
This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.
Usually done in an otherwise unfunny situation where something unexpected has occured that has made a person laugh, believing the unexpected thing to be a joke.
This can make the situation incredibly awkward once the person stops laughing.
Landa: Mountain climbing? That's how you injured your leg- mountain climbing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*
Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?
Hammersmark: Believe it or not, yes it is.
Landa: *Bursts out laughing*
Janet: I'm seeing someone else.
Todd: Who?
Janet: Graham Jenkins....
Todd: *Bursts out laughing. Pulls himself together*
Seriously though, who are you seeing?
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Get the Landa mug.A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
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Get the ladar mug.The most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
Landa is the most kindest person you will ever meet with a huge heart. She will always put others needs in front of her own to care for you instead. She is outgoing and very much so a social butterfly. She enjoys the outdoors and going on adventures with her friends. She is an amazing and beautiful person on the inside and out.
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