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latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
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Latex

1. A type of rubber mostly seen on skin-tight clothing.

2. That shit from the furry goo transformation game (Changed)
Example 1:
Person 1: "Yo, is that babe wearing latex?"
Person 2: "I think she is! (Hot.)"
Example 2:
Person 1: "OH SHIT IS THAT LATEX"
Person 2: "no you fucking idiot i just spilled milk"
"Milk": "hi :3"
Person 1 and 2: "WHAT THE FU-"
by Charuzu April 15, 2024
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Netflix and LaTeX

When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set
Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.
by DrVanNostrum April 23, 2018
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young latex

Yo is that young latex? I just followed young latex on Instagram straight bless
by Darkhawk789 November 29, 2018
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Latex

Something that weird people wear for “pleasure” just so they can be pleased with their life. Only wear if you are sad, alone, have a low self esteem, ugly, and if you are not happy with life so you can ruin it more. Please never wear this stuff.
The only ones who should wear latex are doctors and surgeons or anyone in the medical industry please.
Why do people wear latex anyway?
I can’t believe people wear that stuff as a suit!
Latex is bad for your entire body.
by Insert Name... February 13, 2021
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Cheese in the latex

To cheese (ejaculate) in the latex (condom)
Gerald did you just cheese in the latex?
by Chazzafrowaway November 8, 2020
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latex opening

the latex opening is

\documentclassusenames,dvipsnames{article}
\usepackageutf8{inputenc}
\usepackage{amsmath, amsfonts, xcolor, amssymb, amsthm, babel, empheq, graphicx,ragged2e,hyperref,enumitem, yfonts}
\tolerance=1
\emergencystretch=\maxdimen
\hyphenpenalty=10000
\hbadness=10000
\usepackagemargin=1cm,top=1.5cm,bottom=1.5cm{geometry}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{calc,angles,positioning,intersections,quotes,decorations.markings}
\newcommand{\dlim}{\displaystyle \lim}
\newcommand{\dint}{\displaystyle \int}
\newcommand{\doint}{\displaystyle \oint}
\newcommand{\dilog}{\operatorname{Li}_2}
\newcommand{\cis}1{\operatorname{cis}\left({#1}\right)}
\newcommand{\dprod}{\displaystyle\prod}
\newcommand{\dsum}{\displaystyle \sum}
\newcommand{\cycsum}{\sum_{\text{cyc}}}
\newcommand{\symsum}{\sum_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycsum}{\displaystyle\cycsum}
\newcommand{\dsymsum}{\displaystyle\symsum}
\newcommand{\cycprod}{\prod_{\text{cyc}}}
\newcommand{\symprod}{\prod_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycprod}{\displaystyle\cycprod}
\newcommand{\dsymprod}{\displaystyle\symprod}
\newcommand{\cbrt}{\sqrt3}
\renewcommand{\r}{\\\\}
\renewcommand{\vec}{\mathbf}
\renewcommand{\geq}{\geqslant}
\renewcommand{\leq}{\leqslant}
\renewcommand{\bar}{\overline}
\newenvironment{amatrix}1{%

\left(\begin{array}{@{}*{#1}{c}|c@{}}
}{%

\end{array}\right)
}
\RaggedRight
"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"
by Dexatric January 23, 2021
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