Obama's last name

It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama

Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes

by SmallYtu March 15, 2020

Lasterday

means yestERDAY and LAST night.

what did you do lasterday?

by spilt beans January 24, 2010

last texter

That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.

OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!

by rebl girl January 27, 2009

Lasterday

The day before yesterday

I did my homework lasterday

by magsies January 26, 2009

Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

Lasterday

My daugther doesn't grasp the concept of the word yesterday. Even after being corrected she insists on using her own created word for the day after today.

Meaning: The day or days before today, any day before the current day with no exact date in mind.

I did that at school lasterday.

by Real Check Bullies October 21, 2009

Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008