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Lapslap

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.
"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."
by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009
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lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops
Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement
by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
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Lapswood

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned
Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood
by Crennaldo July 17, 2009
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chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
by batt men December 24, 2008
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Reinis Lapsa

A YouTube channel who makes excellent videos. He truly is has hit the peak of entertaining videos. He has surpassed Logan Paul, he has surpassed every other vlogger. His most popular video is "Babene" in which he run away from an old lady. He is 10 years old, because that is what one of his videos is titled.
Reinis Lapsa is an excellent YouTube channel.
by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 5, 2019
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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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