laposuction

the medical term for getting that annoying stripper off your lap

the woman wouldnt leave. had to go to hospitol for laposuction

by clam man August 8, 2010

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Lapolamue

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

lapoi

Just one gangsterous mother fucker

me and my lapois are going to shoot up a rival gang

by GamingDmands March 2, 2018

lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019

Lapooshie

It’s another word for pussy,vagina,Fanny

I want to feel your lapooshie

by Babra bae March 21, 2021