lapford

Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere

“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Leapfrogging

When you nut into your girls mouth, she spits it into yours and you spit in into her pu$$y causing child conception

Man me and Robbie tried the leapfrogging last night, lets wait the 9 months and hope!

by W741t5 November 27, 2021

LapFoiled

A black soot smudge on or near crotch area created by someone passing out and dropping tinfoil on lap while smoking heroin.

Doing all that heroin looks like Amber got herself lapfoiled.

by hardgranite0202 August 1, 2022

LapFoiled

When someone drops a piece of aluminum foil on their lap that has been used for smoking heroin and it leaves a black soot smudge on crotch area.

Looks like Amber fell out and got lapfoiled.

by hardgranite0202 August 1, 2022

LaPromise

The Promise ; the sacrifice and value of an individual

How's LaPromise Doing ?

by ToochaizPrecious December 28, 2022

leapfrog

its a ducking educational toy company not whatever tf you guys say

yo wanna play with the leapfrog didj

by Flanfair February 1, 2024

lapford

An absolute fucking shithole. Not as bad as Yeoford though.

Jesus Christ mate, I wouldn’t wish living in Lapford on my worst enemy.

by Big Man Geoff May 19, 2025