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"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"
by Xanier ramirez January 26, 2008
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Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one_timer December 17, 2008
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Chinese Lapdance

The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.
He did the Chinese Lapdance all the way home, hoping to score some brownie points.
by Look at Mike Hawk June 3, 2011
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Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one_timer99 December 19, 2008
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lap'd

(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.
A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.

(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.

(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
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(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.
by jespak April 14, 2005
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Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.
Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
by one timer April 2, 2009
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lapdic

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.
by jb January 16, 2004
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