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The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.
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Get the Irish Lapdog mug.(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.
A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.
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Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
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