Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

naval landing

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011

ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

lansing's mom

A mother with incredible vaginal fortitude.

That MILF is a real Lansing's mom.

by Rustie Shackleford June 5, 2011

Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019