Lance

Don’t be surprised if Lance is gay.

Did you see Lance sucking cock behind the stairwell yesterday?

by fendii.i May 15, 2018

Lance

A giant Slongdaconda

Look at that Lance

by BlackJesusCrip January 29, 2014

Lance

1. Very long, slender, and pointy penis.
2. A long medieval weapon with a metal point carried by cavalry into bloody battle.

1. Lance nailed me with his lance.
2. Sir Lance nailed me with his lance.

by Theshouldbes June 13, 2005

lance

the type of person who gets pervy way too easily and gets boners easily

Yesterday, I saw an eighth grader running through the school's hallway with a boner, so he must be a lance.

by twofacedbear69 October 09, 2018

Lance

Noun, adjective.
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.

See faggot

"Dude, stop touching my ballz, that's totally Lance!"
"Hey, Lance, you still slurping jizz?"
"That's about the most Lance thing I've ever seen."
"Yeah, I love men. Yeah, I'm Lance. Wanna fight about it?"

by Travis McLennan September 02, 2006

lanced

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

by Karen_ November 07, 2006

lanced

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

by eyetab November 07, 2006