To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.
by volcomtoast July 5, 2009
Get the Hairy Lampshade mug.The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.
2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008
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Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006
Get the sweedish lampshade mug.To defecate into a bag of your choice then throw it over your partners head and then light it on fire.
by Logiic November 21, 2017
Get the Idaho Lampshade mug.When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
by Peejuan February 14, 2017
Get the Long beach lampshade mug.Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".
Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)
by Lunargoose May 16, 2009
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