When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.
by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019
Get the Lampshade Brigademug. Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".
Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)
by Lunargoose May 16, 2009
Get the Bear and Lampshademug. by Kathleeeeenenenenene July 26, 2006
Get the lampshade storemug. by maryjo December 28, 2004
Get the what the lampshademug. by cody chapman January 19, 2009
Get the loose lampshademug. The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.
by Lollipoplizard June 19, 2014
Get the Lampshade Lovin'mug. When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.
“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021
Get the Lampshade head birthmug.