At the end of the night after all of your groping and fondling of a female to get laid has failed. In a last ditch effort you whip out your dong and let her know it's go time.
Man I was dry humping your sister last night for about 5 hours and she kept shutting me down so finally I just unpacked my luggage and next thing you know I was balls deep! When all else fails just Unpack Your Luggage.
by Pahall November 27, 2012
Get the Unpack Your Luggage mug.A type of seaturtle with a masssive cranium. This word can also be used to describe a male genatalia. Very useful when trying to annoy teachers also.
by Graham D September 8, 2008
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by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016
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by Luggage.papa June 13, 2018
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Get the Luggage mug.Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.
Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
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Riley: "What?"
by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021
Get the Luggage Lafulglock mug.A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish
I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.
by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012
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